A saying that Andrew is very keen on is that
You did not read the manual.
Our tech writer is sad.
Locked in the toilet, he is crying.
Strangely, today I found myself quoting it back at Andrew. What was the manual that he had not read? Well it is a wonder that neither of us has had food-poisioning!
The simple directions for a Tesco Cottage Pie are:
- Remove outer packaging and film lid.
- 750W or Category D: Heat on full power for 4 mins. Stand for 1 min. Heat on full power for a further 4 mins. Stand for 1 min.
Quite simple you say?
Well you would have thought so – but it seems that Andrew only read the first two sentences of part 2!
Therefore, I bet that there is a Tech Writer for Tesco who is left in the toilet crying…